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This may seem WAY off the beaten path for people are used to me uploading images of giant robots, anthopomorphs and loads of fan art, but... It's been a bad couple of days.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm sick and frelling tired of people being purposely stupid. You know what I'm getting at, here... The entitlement types we deal with both in fandom and in real life, whether it's some spoiled fanbrat screaming for someone to write their OTP or else their army of crazy friends and/or sockpuppets will descend upon you with horrible vengeance....or some customer in a retail store demanding that they be allowed to break store policy and get some freebies because they're the customer and, dammit, they're always right...even if their child did just destroy the nearby display because mom/dad is a poor excuse for a parent. Or what about art thieves? People who steal the hard work of others and when they get caught, try to act as though they were the real victim in the situation. Or just the people who can't get enough drama in their lives, so they live to stir the crap. They've got persecution complexes and are constantly looking for ways to be offended, even in the most harmless of situations. They're just not happy unless they can call foul on someone else and insist they're being oppressed. "I don't like oranges." "You DON'T!? You're one of those APPLE lovers, aren't you!? YOU'RE JUST PREJUDICED AGAINST THE COLOR ORANGE!!"

Yeah, I'm tired of it. So I invented the 2 x 4 Fairy. She'll come by and beat the back of your head in every time you do something lame. For repeat offenders, my darling fiancé invented The Sterilization Imp. Together, they are the awesome OTP of OMG STOP WHINING OR NO BABIES FOR YOU. XP


(And if this offends you...my OTP would like to have a word with you.)
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~Chimera-Girl:iconChimera-Girl: Oct 14, 2007, 3:49:08 AM
:XD: !! :+fav:

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"Senza sacrificio nn c'è vittoria"
cit. by Transformers The Movie
~Nagi-Oki:iconNagi-Oki: Oct 14, 2007, 3:52:05 AM
Sadly true, if it weren't considered homicide, I'd be using my "stupid people fixer" constantly.

This is what happens without natural selection in the world.

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I'm Tracks
in the Transformers-Crew!

I'm Tracks in the G1 Crew on DA
~KoH4711:iconKoH4711: Oct 14, 2007, 3:55:12 AM
The Imp spends a lot of time in Hollywood, I've heard. Wonder why?

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"It is poison-rank poison to knuckle down to care and hardships. They must come to us all, albeit in different shapes--and we may not escape them--it is not possible--but we may swindle them out of half of their puissance with a stiff upper lip." - Twain
*straya:iconstraya: Oct 14, 2007, 3:58:40 AM
Hopefully he's gotten to Brittany Spears... He was a little late on that one. XD

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~mech-meets-femme *Transformers-Mosaic *autobotcity ~ggundam-fanclub

Oklahoma's epicenter of Ratchet fanaticism.
~Vixens-Shadow:iconVixens-Shadow: Oct 14, 2007, 4:13:08 AM
*adores the imp* XD

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"Vixen" The Scion xB. Aerodynamically challenged since 2006.
~autobotvierge:iconautobotvierge: Oct 14, 2007, 4:14:16 AM
*hugs you in comfort*

But I have to give you props for these psycho-fae. They must be pretty busy, all things considered. Heaven only knows that I might have contributed to some of that...

Do you loan these out to people sometimes? I feel a need to borrow the services of the 2 x 4 Fairy to smack the head of a rather...annoying person.

*mutters quietly*

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"This is my true nature! There is no other!"

-- Elhaym "Elly" van Houten on the drug "Drive;" from the video game Xenogears

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~PuraJo:iconPuraJo: Oct 14, 2007, 4:28:00 AM
I just have one word to say: WORD!

that is all

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"Well, if this is your reality, then I'm better off living in my own private little Dreamworld."
*straya:iconstraya: Oct 14, 2007, 4:35:23 AM
Awwman, who's annoying you? You're too nice to have someone buggin' you. :( The 2 x 4 Fairy would LOVE to help, I'm sure...

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~mech-meets-femme *Transformers-Mosaic *autobotcity ~ggundam-fanclub

Oklahoma's epicenter of Ratchet fanaticism.
*straya:iconstraya: Oct 14, 2007, 4:46:18 AM
I suppose that's true... We've beaten out most of what would keep the population under control, naturally, so our species has gotten extremely numerous. Although there are some people who do end up being victims of natural selection, regardless... We call those "Darwin Award Winners." ^^;

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~mech-meets-femme *Transformers-Mosaic *autobotcity ~ggundam-fanclub

Oklahoma's epicenter of Ratchet fanaticism.
=theguycalledwingus:icontheguycalledwingus: Oct 14, 2007, 4:56:15 AM
HAW. :XD: That is awesome.

Now, let them copulate. xD They'll need the backup to take on the entire Internet and the real world.

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"Warriors of fate, you shall dance bravely,
Use your golden wings, and fly to the skies!
Heroes of steel, they do not have the word "retreat" in their minds.
Continue to command with your raging, burning souls!
To eternity! To eternity!"